so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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