Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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