Those balls look pretty dangerous.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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