Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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