i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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