Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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