how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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