Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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