3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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