It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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