Best friends brother. Beat that.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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