If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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