I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Randomize
