I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Randomize
