just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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