ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize