I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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