im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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