Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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