his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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