i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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