My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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