So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
operation harelip BJ is a go
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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