I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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