do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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