brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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