the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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