walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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