I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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