Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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