Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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