Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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