At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
