Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
My ass is underappreciated
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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