she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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