what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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