? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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