so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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