I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
North Korea, Best Korea!
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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