just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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