Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize