Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
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afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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