based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Randomize
