We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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