Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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