either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
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