Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Porn is love you can see.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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