hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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