just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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