Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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