At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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