Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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