He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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