so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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