i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
last night I used snow as a chaser
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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