summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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